The Enneagram Rap (by Dave Mendoza)

I'm ONE - having fun's not what life's about for me

I need perfection, every section of my life is squeaky clean

Like St.Paul & Martin Luther at the core I'm a reformer

I'm a teacher, preacher, innovative pioneer & explorer

I'm a TWO, and for me, nothing matters quite like you

I need someone in my life to dedicate my passion to

Helping others - sisters, brothers, is what I'll most gladly do

Because all you need is love & to be loved & needed, too

I'm a THREE, I'm a THREE, and a winner I will be

nothing less than success is gonna cut the cake for me

I don't have much time for failures nor for losers or for wailers

I won't stop, close the shop, before I have reached the top

(Chorus:) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 distinguished kinds

of human personalities, made in God's design

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 - if you can figure out yours

I'll tell you mine

I'm a FOUR, and what's more, I am different, that's the score

to be anything but ordinary's what I'm striving for

to stick out from all the others, I will dress in different colors

because beauty is what's gonna save the world, & not your dollars

I'm a FIVE and I jive with those who let me live my life

In the castle that's my home I prefer to be alone

Unless you will let me mind my business and will mind your own

To collecting things and hoarding knowledge I am rather prone

I'm a SIX, just a SIX - your old average people mix

I will play along the game as long as by the rules you stick

You don't really need to praise me or tell me that I'm amazing

'cause I fear that's just a game you play to rig things up your way

(Chorus)

I'm a SEVEN, and to me, life is pretty close to heaven

I enjoy myself, & I would like to keep it up, so never

let me in on all the ugly things out there, cause that's not clever

Just don't worry and be happy & don't spoil the party, ever!

I'm an EIGHT, I'm the boss & give you hell if you're too late

I will even pick a fight with you, if that is what it takes

If you're weak I will protect you, if you're strong I will respect you

But provokoing me is something you might easily regret

I'm a NINE, and I'm fine, even if I lag behind

I don't need to be the greatest, I prefer to just be kind

Ambition, competition & endeavor's not my mission

I'd prefer to bring you peace & like to help you catch that vision

(Chorus 2x)

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